Is Lady Gaga Half Man Half Woman?
Rumors are currently taking over the Internet that recent queen of the charts, Lady Gaga, isn’t much of a lady. Rather, these rumors state, she is a hermaphrodite. That is, she was born with both male parts and female parts.
So what’s the evidence you ask? Well Lady Gaga recently played at the Glastonbury festival in England and during the show she stepped off her motorcycle only to reveal, well, we’re not really sure what she revealed. It looks as if it could be a penis. Or it could be … well, mostly it just looks like a penis. Still, who knows.
However, further evidence comes from a quote allegedly given by Lady Gaga in which she admits that, yes, she is a hermaphrodite and so what. Who cares? However, this quote hasn’t yet been confirmed by either Gaga or her representatives and no one can find where it originated from. So dubious at best. Still, it’s evidence. Here it is:
“Its not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that I go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but I consider myself a female. Its just a little bit of a penis and really doesn’t interfere much with my life. the reason I haven’t talked about it is that its not a big deal to me. Like come on. its not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. I have both a poon and a peener. Big f*cking deal”